Ready to Ship Apparel

While I'm on maternity leave, these are the apparel items that are already printed and ready to ship. They're available now and will head out quickly while I prepare for our newest little crew memeber.

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STICKERS

Stickers for people who cope with sarcasm and questionable humor.

Stick responsibly.

All of our stickers are printed on premium vinyl, with a permanent adhesive, and are coated with a protective laminate. They are able to withstand exposure to wind, rain, sunlight, and are dishwasher safe.

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Gritty Keychains

Because your keys deserve a personality too.

These wristlet keychains are sturdy, easy to grab, and loaded with the kind of humor that says what we're all thinking. Clip one on and let the world know whether you're surviving out of spite, running the getaway car, or just doing your best (barely). 

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