You're not here to follow the rules - you're here to steer the party straight into legendary status. Whether it's a lake weekend, a late-night bonfire, or a beer-fueled boat mission gone sideways, this crewneck lets everyone know exactly who's behind the chaos.
Nautical? Kinda. Responsible? Absolutely not. Now grab the cooler, crank the tunes, and embrace your leadership role in reckless summer behavior.
