This is the ultimate accessory for anyone who's ever tried to pass off their love of libations as a juice cleanse. Crafted from durable materials, this bag can handle your heaviest 'health drinks' (read: wine bottles) with ease. The bag sports a cheeky phrase that playfully acknowledges our wellness aspirations... but let's be real, it's mostly filled with alcohol. Generously sized to accommodate everything from your 'fermented grape juice' to 'distilled grain water', this tote is perfect for those trips to the organic market (we mean liquor store). The sturdy handles are built to withstand the weight of your 'healthy choices', and the neutral color ensures it won't clash with your outfit, no matter how many glasses of 'antioxidants' you've had. Embrace your fun side with our 'Health Crap' tote bag, because we all know the secret to a balanced diet is a beverage in hand!
