Not Today, Satan Wristlet Keychain

Some days you’re thriving.
Some days you’re just trying to keep the chaos from winning.

This Not Today, Satan wristlet keychain is the perfect daily reminder that whatever nonsense the world throws at you… you’re not entertaining it today.

Clip it to your keys, purse, or diaper bag so it’s always within reach when life tries to test your patience.

Because sometimes the only appropriate response is:
Not. Today. Satan.