Patriarch of Pandemonium

The Patriarch of Pandemonium is for the dad who's not afraid to tell it like it is. This shirt is perfect for the patriarch who's seen it all and lived to laugh about it. Made from a premium, rugged cotton/polyester blend, it's as durable as your patience and twice as comfortable. Whether you're bailing them out of their latest fiasco or just shaking your head in disbelief, wear this shirt with pride. It's a badge of honor for the father who knows that, despite it all, they're still your dumbass kids.