Forget the warm fuzzies - this is a Witty Wrap. When it comes to affection, you're more about sharp words than soft hugs. This shirt wraps your sarcasm around you like a second skin, letting the world know that if they want your warmth, they better be ready for the bite that comes with it. It's not just a crewneck; it's your personal boundary, served with a side of snark. Wear it like armor and hug 'em with wit.
